Well I met my first love back in High School. His name was Bruce and we dated for just about 4 years. I was only 16 at the time, and he was 21.

He joined the Air Force, much to my chagrin, and was shipped off to Germany. We pretty much grew apart after that, and I slowly realized he wasn't all that intelligent, so I got rather bored with him.

He was already dating someone else before we even officially broke it off.

Since then, I've had 4 ex's and all of them were idiots. Two of them were cheating on me, one was a total turnoff, and the fourth was always trying to one-up me in everything... It got really irritating after a while.

Then I met my current boyfriend, whom I fully intend to spend the rest of my life with.