lizbud, I just found this topic....thanks to your private message. Yep, I haven't posted for a while & it took me a bit of wandering round the board to find the topic.
But now ALL is explained...I've been disoriented because I'm hanging upside down as the result of Australia's drifting across & upwards. See the map on the site...Australia's now definitely upside down. Blood's running to me head!
We Aussies have gone from Down Under to Up Under.

Yep, it's a genuine news article...only Australians pepper everything they say with 'bloody'...even in the middle of words, like 'Fan-bloody-tastic!' (That's the sign of a true Aussie...anyone can say 'bloody', but only Aussies can use it with such precision...or rather, pre-bloody-cision.)

OK, now you've got us up with you in the Atlantic, guys...are you ready for all the things that come with us...like crocodiles, loads of venomous snakes & spiders, sharks, piles of Aussie slang etc. etc.???? Not good company, eh!

So give us a push back home to the South Pacific & we'll take all our beaches, koalas, sports stars, sunshine & Nicole Kidman & Russell Crowe etc etc with us. And I won't have to keep hanging upside down!!!!

(Thanks, lizbud. I'm going to love passing that site on.)
Marie