Dixie, girl, this is Kobie here...

I have to tell you, EAT SOMETHING or else your mom will be a basketcase! Moms are like that, you know--your mom probably hasn't let you out of her sight since you came home, right? My mom followed me around for four days after my fixin'! (But then, I was wearing that #@%$! lampshade--I'll bet you don't need one of those.)

Cheer up, Dixie! Have a snack! Don't worry your mother like this!

-Kobie