Heres a dorky blonde joke lol

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 6 pm news. The featured story was about a man who was about to jump off of a high rise building. The brunette says to the blonde "I bet you 5 bucks he is going to jump off that building" The blond replies "I bet he wont!"

Sure enough the guy jumps

The brunette says "Well I can't really accept the 5 bucks because I saw this story on the 5 pm news so I knew what was going to happen"

The blonde replies "Yeah, I watched it on the 5 pm news too, but I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump off twice!"

yeah I know hehe