Please give us a series with ohhs and ahhs,
Extra inning games, great pitching, offense and defense.
Give us the energy and courage to watch the end of each game.
Please keep our score cards legible and the announcers bearable.
Keep the scores close, the chips and salsa fresh and
Let all the good plays happen when I am in front of the set-

Not while I'm getting rid of the "used" beer in the bathroom.

Amen.