Most of those are funny! I do, however, have to disagree with this one:

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product has never been advertised for this use.

Only antibiotics like Bactrum and Macrodantin/Macrobid can "cure" a UTI. Alka-Selter might temporarily get rid of symptoms (I wouldn't know) but ridding yourself of the symptoms doesn't "cure" you. A UTI is a bacterial infection and needs to be treated with a round of antibiotics, or else it will not go away and will develop into a kidney infection. It's important that everyone remember - if you get a UTI, go to the doctor and get a prescription. Don't rely on Alka-Seltzer!

I'm not a doctor...I just get a lot of UTIs!