Ruby is smart, and pretty, too. She should be my cat and not your cat. But then the black cat, who is doing a strange dance atop this monitor, would be upset, for I am his human and he would not approve of me possessing any cat. So, I guess you and Ruby get to stay together.

My only objection to Ruby as Cat of the Day is that (as anyone would know) she should have appeared yesterday instead of today.

Whoever heard of Ruby Wednesday?

It's just wrong.