Deer Twinkle and Caddy,

My momma'z toldz me allz aboutz you guyz! I would like to meetz you and playz!

Oh deerz! Whut will Mom thinkz if I have TWO Hug-Your-Bunny-Dates and she ain't gotz none! You guyz lookz a wittle young--you sure you wantzta date an older fee-mail? I am berry high-main-tan-ants. But here iz whut I likez:

FAST hopz aroundz da bed, parsley, piney-apple juize, parsley, karrotz, applez, parsley, timmy hay, yougurt dropz, the Dizney Moo-vie Hercules, and parsley again. I alzo likez to *tHuMpZ* when I getz mad! Whut do youz likez? Mebbey iffin' we likez da same thing (and if we don't tell My Momma) we can be.......(*whispers*)......Valentines!

I don't like hiding thingz from my Momma (e-spshully when I once tried to hide my poopz under da pillow--she was Angry wif me!!!) So we'll eventually hafta tell her.

I think you guyz are berry cutez!

Pleaze writez me agin soonz!

Luv,
Sophie Bunny