That was too funny!
At our house at different times we have had:
Skunks under a back porch for 2 summers
the second year it was a whole family! 7 kits!
Then we had a critter underneath our house that had broken thru the screen. It took us weeks to figure out what it was. Then one day I was doing dishes and I looked out the window and thought "boy that is a weird looking dog, no that is a huge cat, wait, OMG!- DAD THERE IS A FOX IN THE DRIVEWAY!!!!"
I ran and got my camera b/c my dad was in the restroom and I knew that when he came out, it would be gone and he wouldn't believe me! Sure enough there was this mangy, sick fox heading for under our house. My dad, ahem, disposed of it the only way to put it out of its misery. It was definatley sick with something.
And here at my own house right before Christmas I just got home from work and was taking Keegan outside and here comes this HUGE chocolate lab bounding around my house. Scare the holy heck outa me. Keegan thought it was great - playtime-! There is NOONE anywhere near my neighborhood that has a chocolate labby. I am thinking what the heck am I gonna do I don't want it to get hit. Lightbulb. I will call the police dept, they do bat patrol (for some reason in this town if you have a bat instead of calling the humane soc, you call our local PD and they will come and get rid of it for youlike they don't have better things to do!) So I went in and called them, and they dispatched them to my neighborhood and I got him to come back to me, and gave hime some treats, food, and put a leash on him. No police. This time I was about froze, so I went back in and called them and the dispatcher said, "they are looking for it" I said well he's tied to my back porch that is probably why they can't find him!
So here they came!
We loaded him in the cruiser and no sooner did the officer get to the end of my ally then the Humane Soc came and loaded him up! I felt so bad, I sent him to doggie jail in a real police car!





like they don't have better things to do!) So I went in and called them, and they dispatched them to my neighborhood and I got him to come back to me, and gave hime some treats, food, and put a leash on him. No police. This time I was about froze, so I went back in and called them and the dispatcher said, "they are looking for it" I said well he's tied to my back porch that is probably why they can't find him!
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks