Dear George,
I have been a very independent single bunny for a long time now. Your offer took me by surprise. I normally chew on poetry 'cause it's on paper, but yours was very nice even without the paper. Besides, I am not allowed to chew on things here in what they call the "office" - I call it "that room with all those cables in need of clipping and moving."
You are very handsome, I think your "up" ears are very distinguished and make you look smart. Thank you for the offer of the carrot, I guess Karen will bring it to the other room where I AM allowed to chew on things.
Because I have been single for so long, and am by nature a very cautious bunny, would you mind if our friendship moved slowly? I am also a pretty small bunny, when I was at that awful, loud, smelly place (Karen calls it "the vet's office") they said I was just over 4 pounds, and a little pudgy. Whatever that means. Are you very much bigger than me? You look like a very big, strong bunny, but I am okay with that, as long as you are nice.
Hop-fully your friend,
Miss Hoppy
You can see me on the computer, but you cannot see the me that makes me me. That wil take some time, okay?






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