Lol. Too funny. I will have to email those to a few people if you don't mind.
Sure! I don't mind.

lol, mine isn't as good, but I handed one in today that said...

"Please Excuse Ashley from school today, she had to take a family member to surgery."

Office Lady: "O, I'm so sorry, what family member?"

Me: "My foster rabbit, Molly. But she ended up not going in, the wrong doctor was there and I only trust my normal doctor with my kids, we will take her in again tomrrow, so sorry if I'm late again."

and walked out! LOL.

Ash
Haha lol I'd do the same if I were you haha