He never asks for a second cup of coffee at home
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Would you like the steak or the fish?
-I'll take the lasagna
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We are going to the hospital
-the hospital?? What is it?
It's a big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not important right now!
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Surely you are kidding me!
Don't call me Shirley!!!
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all from Airplane - I think hubby and my sons have it memorized