Arf arf arf... that's Eppy saying howd'ya do...

We're all so proud of our newest dog of the day! What a wonderful asset you must be to your family with such an extensive repetoir (did I spell that right?) of behaviors! The friendship, joy, and wonderful laughs a good dog brings... not to mention how helpful a trained dog is around the house!

oop, Eppy's got to have her say now. "Tricks be the funnest! Do ya do the one where you stand on your hind legs and wave your front paws crazily in the air? Everybody laughs at that one, it really gets good treats and scratchin's! I'm going to give you a tip, from one performer to another, Oscar my boy- get an agent! Think of the treats you miss out on letting the humans call the shots! Congrats on Dog of the Day... maybe it'll be me soon. Then I'll tell mom she can't give me baths anymore, because a lady such as myself should never touch the water. And, hey, forget that Star. Don't be a breed snob, I'm a babe!"

Tee hee, Eppy is so silly! well, I gotta go do boring human stuff. Stay cool, and let the force be, um, well, let the force fetch sticks or something... aw c'mon d'ya know how many years it's been since I've seen that movie?! Arf arf!