Oh dear Lord, I have too many to count but I'll list what I can think of:

* People who talk during movies, plays, ceremonies and/or assemblies.
* People who make slurping/smacking sounds while they eat because they're talking at the same time.
* People who say things they know others won't like and then when others make their opinion known react by saying the opinionated person is a horrible person.
* People who go the speed limit or even just under in the fast lane on the highway.
* All the crap you have to do to change your last name.
* People who can't seem to get through their minds that, while in fact my church burning down less than two days before my wedding was unfortunate and quite the bump in the road, my wedding day was still about my MARRIAGE, not the fire. I *still* get phone calls from newspapers and news stations wanting a "follow up" on the wedding disaster... Was it really a disaster? Last I looked, I still became Mrs. Patterson at the end of the day so...
* Mothers-in-law who, most of the time are easy to get along with, sometimes forget that you and her son are grown, married adults and still tries to "boss" you around.
* My boss and his heinous breath.
* People with absolutely no couth.
* Parents who refuse to discipline their children and let them be annoying, disruptive little hellions in public.
* TRAFFIC CAUSED BY RUBBERNECKING.

Ummmm... that's it for now. If I think of anymore later, I'll add to the list!!