Oh my Eddie, what were you thinking is right. First you scare the living daylights out of meowmie, then you try to elude her approaches and then you go and cut her lip.
Sorry Eddie, can't blame this one on the duck this time.
You are one lucky boy, because if you were mine, you would have been grounded, like forever. (Yeah, like you would believe that!!!!)

Now please be a good boy and stay in your harness.