ha ha! Cute thread!

Noah - I would teach him how to enjoy brushing with a kitty brush so he wouldn't get mats and have to be tortured to remove them.

Noel - How to GROWL like a lion each time Basil tried to torment her

Basil - How to be nice to others. Maybe I'd like him to talk, so we could discuss his feelings...

Livvy - Same as Noel, but I'd like her to know how to hold her own around the other cats so she'd feel better and could be inside again.

Micah - Teach him the secret of eternal life. That cat isn't allowed to leave me, ever....

Hermione - How to be picked up and enjoy it. And, how to fend off the "always starving" Samson when he goes for her wet food.

Samson - Ummm...see above. Needs better manners.

Phoebe - To trim her own claws. She kneads and cuddles with me a hundred times a day and although we are always trimming those claws, they grow like weeds!

Foster: Jonah - To like other cats and to fit in because I'm in LOVE!!!