Eddie, I know you were just saying goodbye to your bushes and having a little fun, but losing your harness and even walking out towards the road is a NO, NO! And scratching Blondie when she wanted to get you back in safety is totally uncalled for! No sympathy here, if you do get grounded!

Eddie, I happen to know that the garden wall in your new place is taller than the one you have now, but even so, I think you better get used to the idea that that harness will go on considerably tighter next time.

Sara, I'm sorry about your lip and your watch - hope it will heal soon!