No, no reason to be insulted Eddie. Tubby is all boy too although he's not quite as fond of "showing it off" as you are.

As for being metrosexual....hmmmmm....I think you've had a couple of good starts....hanging out in the Lilies of the Valley....eating peaches and mangos.....

And not to worry, even Princess Peanut used to drink out of the porcelain water fountain.