that's funny because so many are true.

Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it any given time.
after throwing out a ton fo food after Charley, we now are keeping a pretty empty freezer and refrigerator.

Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" than "screened in"
if you even have a frame, my parents lost that too.

Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it
our inside and outside freezers have frozen water jugs in them.

Your Street has more than 3 "NO WAKE" signs posted
okay so there are no "no wake" signs, but there should've been after Frances. My street wasn't too bad (it was my yard that flooded), but the main street through town was under a lot of water. You actually couldn't see the road at all, it was a total water way.