Cats are experts at guilt trips! Once I was getting out of the shower and Remus butthead that he is decided that laying in front of the shower was a great idea. Well I steped down and my foot found a kitty tail and he jumped around (fastest I have ever seen that cat move) and latched on to my foot with claws and teeth! Of course Im startled as all get out and am balancing with one foot in the shower and I slip on water. Fall on to my back in the tub (luckily I hit the wall first), cat went flying off my leg and hit the towel rack (I am never going to understand HOW he hit the towel rack but he did) and ran off. So now I have a brused head, a bleeding leg. Remus glared at me for hours afterwards at the indignaty of it all. He of course was ok.

Be glad you got away with just a few complaints!!