I haven't tried ringing it, because I have it on silent

I'm such a doofus. How could I lose my phone? I need my phone, because I'm expecting a call tomorrow morning about a job, and I need this job! Grrr, what great timing!

Lets see, I've now checked under all the chairs, the jeans I was wearing earlier, my jacket, my bag, and Squids mouth

It's not anywhere ...