Mario probably has a banana you could use but somehow I don't think donkeys like bananas

2nd verse
silly as the 1st

How they run,
When they hear the feller’s gun,
Because the western folks all know:
He’s a hifalootin’, scootin’, shootin’
Son-of-a-gun from Arizona,
Ragtime Cowboy
(Talk about your cowboy),
Ragtime Cowboy Joe.

I hate to bring it up David but I do believe I'm EVEN older than you