Originally posted by cloverfdx
Richard that is a definate chart topper .

You should have seen my Brother baby poor Elvis earlier in the year after the "Big snip" , he was talking to him and telling him everything will be ok. LOL. Elvis is lucky he has alot of feathering on his hind legs so you can not see the missing "Bits" .
Ladies and gentlemen,
Elvis' bits have left the building!
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A little re-write and.....

I've got the batonga-wonga BLOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOSSSSSOOOOOSSSS
By The Pet Talker Herd

Went to the vet
Batonga Wongas in tow
Stepped up on the table
But little did I know....

That I'd leave my two friends in a dish near the table-
But them getting snipped would make me more stable.

Chorus
I got the Batonga Wonga blues- and it itches like crazy,
No Batonga Wongas, and I don't feel lazy...

No batonga wongas, I've just settled down,
No batonga wongas, No need to tour town!

Don't feel the need, my space to mark.
Don't want to fight , don't even want to bark..

Chorus

A trip to the vet, "Turn my head and then cough?
Won't do you no good-Got the batonga wonga's cut off!"

One thing I do hate, out in this cruel world-
Everyone stares! they think I'm a girl!"

Chorus......