"I think it's time we talked about getting rid of the D-O-G!"

Durn KAT haz dat konvursayshun wiff Dad ALLUA tyme!

Heck, da Kat tries, ebery year, to get Dad ta buy us a
WUN-way BUS Tikit fur Chrissmus!

Iffin da Kat spent half az much energy jest runnin ~
as he spendz **mee-OWWWWin** when wunna us
gibz him a lil *run* down da hallway...
Dad wudint hafta yell *QUIT*DAT* so much!

Ooooh well ~ Such iz Life wiffa KAT!
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