Dearest Siny, you are a lovely girl! About your Internet proclivities, your mama could wrap double-sided tape around the Internet cord. I don't think you would like to chew on something sticky like that! I know that you want all your people's attention, and how can you get that when they're on the Internet?? That's probably why you chew the cord. Long life, health and happiness for you, dearest girlcat!