Ohhh how this offer is looking more tempting each minute. Listen to THIS.

When I first got Major, my mom said Major could come inside the basement. She said I could housetrain him and everything. But when we got him, well, he can't come in for a few days, because he had flees. Once the medication stuff kicks in, he can come. Ok, that makes enough sense. Well...what do you know? I HATE THIS! STUPID PEOPLE. "The vet said he could be an outside dog" "BUT YOU SAID HE COULD COME IN!" "I changed my mind!" "YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND! YOU SAID HE COULD COME IN!" "That was before I found out he could be an outside dog!" "SURE, HE CAN SURVIVE OUT THERE, BUT HE IS PART OF THE FAMILY!" "I don't like family in this house as it is! You know he was our trial dog!" And this got me SO ANGRY! I said "MOM! DOGS ARE *NOT* **** TRIALS!" and she goes "APPARENTLY THEY ARE" (bad situation that happened to somebody) "NO THEY AREN'T!" "YOU OBVIOUSLY NEVER GOT MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT!" "THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT AND YES I DID!"

She.
Is.
IN.
SANE.