"HELLOW , God's Offiss, GranMom speaking..."

Why HI, GranMom!! How'z ya Doin??
Yur jest da Purrson we wanted ta *chat* wiff!

"I'm just FINE, Kids!
How are things down there on the Ole Dirt Ball?"

Thingz are GUD down here, GranMom!
We kalled to re-myd you bout Sophie, da Bunnie's BIRFDAY!

"Not to Wurrie, FurPups ~
I'm on the way over to God's Kitchen to take her
Yummy Karrit Kake out of the oven right now!
I'll put a few sprigs of Parsley on top;
and we'll serve it at her BIG Birfday Partee tonight!
We've invited ALL the Rainbow Bridge Kritters to attend!"

WW! 'Preciate that, GranMom!
We'll tell Miss Zippy dat Sophie's in Gud Hanz!

"You Kids tell Miss Zippy to pick up her phone ~
I think there's a Lil Wabbitt that wants to send her a note..."

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**Thumpity - ThUMPpppz**
HI, Mom!!
Miss Ya!! - Buts, NO Tears! ...
Jest say "HI" to dat Hunka-Hunka Piper...
an tell him to give a Birfday Hed-BUTT to ta dat lil
*Snot-Kat*, Miz K'Cee!
**ThUMMMPees** an Toodle-Loo!!
/s/ Sophie Bun

Thanks, GranMom!
We'll make sure Zippy getz da note!!

Give our Best ta God, pleeze!
*Bye*

/s/ the Prayer Pups
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