Originally posted by ComedyDevil
I thought of some more

Tatoo's - I plan to get one when I'm 18. I'm waiting til I'm legally old enough, I'm not planning to have anything offensive tatooed upon my person, yet according to my mother I MUST be doing it purely to wind her up. (Because i obviously AM that sad and petty that id mark myself permanently just to get at someone????)
LOL my dad had a hernia when I got my first one! He was even more when mom said she thought I got a very tasteful and very pretty one

He pretty much ignored it when I got the others lol.