I thought of some more
Tatoo's - I plan to get one when I'm 18. I'm waiting til I'm legally old enough, I'm not planning to have anything offensive tatooed upon my person, yet according to my mother I MUST be doing it purely to wind her up. (Because i obviously AM that sad and petty that id mark myself permanently just to get at someone????)
Oh, and being 'slow'. We went to the supermarket the other day, me pushing the shopping cart and her paying, meaning she can zoom round, grabbing food off the shelves that no-one in the family likes or will eat, and then shout at me for being slow. The supermarket was full of people, I can't actually mow them down just to keep up with her.
And my Dad - he always sings the wrong words to songs, but sings really loudly and confidently as if he is right. Mostly in public places.
One more thing - When I was a horse-mad infant my parents always made sure to point out the horses in fields as we drove past on car journeys.....
"Look, Amy.. horsies!!"
Eventually I had to tell them it wasn't necessary to do this as I was at an age where I could spot them for myself.... I was about 16 at the time
I love my family!
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