Wow, if they don't ever describe me.
You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
We have one that in bolted into the wall and has a little swing door.
The waste basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.
Our kitchen garbage is in the closet.
You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.
Your dog sleeps with you.
sometimes, but not always
You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't
If you don't like my dog that's fine, but keep it to yourself, don't tell me you don't like my dog.
You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
This would be complementary of Nacey.
Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
Not just with Justin but with some friends too![]()
You carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
either in my pocket, or purse, or in my car.
You talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
for buster
You'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your boy/girlfriend
You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore.
the first place I go
You skip breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
I take yogurt to work with me
ou are the only idiot out walking in the pouring rain, but your dog needs his walk.
Your parents refer to your pet as their granddog, remember his birthday, and send him greeting cards and gifts.
My grandma always sends the dogs birthday cards with $5 in it. She does that for christmas, halloween and Easter too.
You keep an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets thirsty at night (after all, his other dish is way down on the first floor...).
I don't have a second floor, but I do have a water bowl in the kitchen, family room, bedroom, and outside on the porch.
Your freezer contains more dog bones than anything else.
We had to get a second freezer.
You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
yea so
And the number one reason you know you're a dog person: is your on this web site reading doggie humour!
I enjoyed that, thanks Pam
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