Originally posted by moosmom
Basically I just drive new cars off the assembly line and park them. It's a fun, non-boring job with alot of great people. After 800 hours, I can apply for full time.
800 hours?

How many miles is that??

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Things to do to make your job exciting.


Move the seat all the way forward for the next guy.

Turn the volume on the radio all the way up for the next guy.

Tune in the worst radio station.

Leave pet hair on the upholstery.

Practice second gear peel outs.

Leave notes in the ashtray.

Take a car to lunch and drive backwards to work off the
excess miles.

Break in the 'makeup' mirrors.

Have some stickers printed up with "This car was first driven by Donna" and place them on the dashboard.

Practice your "burma shave" on the horn every fifth car.

Drive around the parking lot aimlessly looking for a parking spot.

Take a part off of every car until you have enough to make one for yourself....

The DOWNSIDE to your job??

Every car you get into will not have that New Car smell you are used to.