I promise to understand that I am much smaller than a cow.

I promise to understand that I am not as fast as a kangaroo.

I promise to occasionally spend a few minutes chewing on my bones, toys or treats rather than immediately burying them in the garden.

I promise to let my mother win at tug-o-war at least once.

I promise to be my mother's dog of the day every day.

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