Hi, I'm Jeffrey and I make the following resolutions:

I first will not get into the trash (Ha, Ha, snicker,snicker)
I will not to eat all of Bandit's food LOL LOL LOL

I will not jump on Mommy's new coffee table anymore LOL LOL LOL LOL (Why the heck would she buy a soft wood table KNOWing I love to jump on tables? Of course it's gonna get scratched!) LOL LOL LOL

I will stop sitting on that brat Bandits head as he squirms under me. Hey, I only weigh 37lbs, I'm not that heavy! Hee Hee HEE

I will do good in that obedience school and not embarrass Mom (yeah, right) LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, whoooo, that's a good one! LOL LOL LOL LOL

I will not..... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.....wait....gotta catch my breath....LOL LOL LOL LOL.....OK, let me start again...LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL....I will LOL LOL not chew on Mom's...LOL LOL...big ole rocking chair...LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL...I think I'm going to pee! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL....and I won't...LOL LOL LOL..rip the screen door, and dig up the potted flowers, and eat those stuffed animals and chew her shoes and...and...LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, I gotta stop..LOL LOL LOL...This is toooo funny!

Ahem, Hello. This is Bandit. Now that the wild, untamed creature called Jeffrey has finished I shall make my New Year's resolution. I will not change because I...am perfect




[This message has been edited by Genia (edited December 31, 2000).]