PSSSSTTT! Over here in the corner............

shhhhh, is she here? I don't think so.

Hey everyone, a valued patron of Thursdays is having a birthday on Friday, 8/20!

How about we chip in for a big cake and some ice cream?

Who is it? Well, here is a little hint. There is a "K" in her name. No, not two k's, just one.