I'd love to hear more about why you are calling me, but I'm in the middle of dinner right now. Why don't you give me your home number so I can call and irritate you in the middle of your meal?

Oh I wish I had thought of that! LOL!

Fortunately I signed up for the "Do Not Call" list and also have caller ID. What a relief to eat dinner without having to get up to answer the phone and listen to someone tell me what I need to have.