Reuters Aug 10, 2004

Pet Talk Catalympics Have Opened.

Dateline-Internet, All Across the World.

The Pet Talk Olympics officially opened today with the
Parade of Kittens (Cats). Since the participants have been resting and napping in order to marshall all their strength for the upcoming Games, there wasn't much of a parade. They all sauntered in at their leisure.

Any cat owner will tell you that getting a cat to compete is a major
accomplishment-getting them to march into the stadium, in order, is downright impossible.

Some of the events to be contested for the next two weeks, or however long the participants interest lasts, are new in the world of cat-letics.

The only departure from the Hooman Olympics is that every cat will receive a purrfect 10 score and a gold medal. This eliminates a judging scandal like those pesky skating judges tried to pull off a few years ago in Utah.


I see the Olympic Flame has been lit.......Or is that a laser pointer??


LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!