Ok, so if I'm going to be the whining *part-time* teacher, let's list our lessons down.

Lesson #1 will be the *Waaaaaaah Lesson*. In this lesson, you will all learn to whine with the word *Waaaaaaah!!!* in large/bold letters. Once this lesson is completed, we shall have the Waaaaaah test to test your skills. Those of you who pass can move on to lesson 2.

In Lesson #2, students will learn to search the web for the most whiny smilies, and post them along with their *Waaaaaahs*. There will be a test on this lesson too.

In Lesson #3, students will learn how to use the crying smilies they found with the word *Waaaaah!!! and a long whine. There will also be a test for this.

Lesson #4 will teach succeeding whiners to whine with power, in a way that they will get what they want. They will learn to WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!, whine, cry, and make the person they are whining to feel sorry for them. Those that can pass the test for lesson 4 will have to take the *PHD in whining* graduation test. Once this test has been completed, the student will be a graduated whiner, and can move on to teach the next class. This test may be a little more difficult. You will have to *WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!* on the mic, record it, and post it on PT without shying out. If you pass, then, well, you're an official whiner (which I am NOT).

So Sirrahbed, I'm done with my part as part-time teacher. I listed the lessons and tests for you, and you can continue to teach your students accordingly. I myself, am outa here.

Ps. I think it would be soooooo funny to really hear everyone whining in recorded clips!