And now a report from the sofa high jump competition.....


Announcer 1: Coming up on his last attempt at 3 feet we have the American competitor, Edward D Katz..

Announcer 2: Katz is from Los Angeles, California-he has made it known that he HAS practiced his specialty for 5 years.

1: Why, that's almost 35 in human years!!!

2: Don't you know it!!

1: Katz begins his approach to the arm and jumps....

2: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!

1: I don't believe it, I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!

2: Ladies and gentleman I think we had an Olympic FIRST!!!

1: The crowd is going WILD......

2: This is UNBELIEVEABLE

1: I think the pressure FINALLY got to him.....

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The judges disqualify Katz for not finishing his leap!!!