Ok, that is digusting. You do not need to draw attention to yourself by using a bodily disfunction- people can take serious offense to that even if it is just about liquid between your toes.

Just simply stick to the point and subject. You could have just come right out and said "i need help, I'm a newbie, help me with my avatar", and you would have gotten more replies that you are going to get with this attention drawing weird post.

As for your avatar- follow Jen's post.