There was a dog in charge of some chickens that liked fudge. Every day a cat would trick the dog into leaving the door to the garage open after he visited the big rooster. One peticular rooster had red butt with black feathers. Another had magnificent tail feathers that stuck out 50 inches

(I understand the one line doesn't really work out that *I* put, 'had red butt with black feathers'. I was thinking more along the lines of red butt feathers, so it would make sense, sorry everyone!)