people have some nerve sometimes. i have this posted at my home. you could add one about mooch!

Notice to people who visit our home

~ Our dogs live here. You do not. ~

~ If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. ~

~ Yes, they have some disgusting habits. Humans do also. ~

~ OF COURSE they smell like dogs! ~

~ It’s their nature to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs in return. ~

~ We like them a lot better than we like most people. ~

~ To you they are dogs. To us they are adopted kids who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. We have no problem with any of these things. ~

~ Dogs don't judge people by what they have and don't have. They like you or they don't. If our dogs don't like you then you probably shouldn't be in our home anyway. ~


makes you wonder what she says to people who are blind!