oh my goodness! I laughed out loud in an empty room! (sounded wierd!) poop on BB&B. (oh that's kinda a oxymoron or an irony or something isn't it?! ha). Are they doing poor buisness? I know I can't afford to shop there! But anyway, good luck with these little ones. Take the worst, wrap him up in your t-shirt, saftey pin him in tight, or use duct tape, and force him to spend an hour a day on your belly as you go about your house routines! (they actually make things you can buy to keep feral kittens on your stomach to help socialize them- there's a woman here in my town who is blind and makeshifts the same thing!). Force the petting and read read read yourself cross-eyed! Good luck and lots a fun! Have fun picking the duct tape off yourself! (kidding you know)