Jaden: My son

(He got a karoke machine and guitar for his birthday.)

First in a sweet country music tone:
Mooooom, you mean so much to meeeee....
Taaaake me to develope my cameraaaaa
or I will cryyyyyy
I looooove youuuuuu-ooooooh!

Then it switched to death rock:
Mom! Take me! Take me! Take me! Take me!
Taaaake meee!


Then I came in and told him to zip it or he'll never develope his film.