Originally posted by aki
My human is capable of cooking bacon and eggs without my help.

I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer.

If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.
I think these are the most fitting for my guys . The food ones esp. apply to the Orster.