Originally posted by aki
Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

No matter how dangly and attractive they are, my human's earrings are not cat toys.

My human is capable of cooking bacon and eggs without my help.

I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer.

The goldfish likes living in water and doesn't want to come out and play.

If my human wants to share her sandwich with me, she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start eating it from the other end.
Someone translate these into Kitty so I can read them to Tito!!!!