You know you own a BIG dog when...

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by anna_66


*your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you
to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonald's
and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when
she turns around to give you your change.

If Dad's not *watchin* purdy close...

Ole Cinder can get BOFF Frunt Feet anna Head
INside da MickeyD's winnow!

LAST Tyme I dun it - "our" bag a Burgerz was sittin onna counter
whilst da Gurl wuz fetchin da Friez...
She came back an didda big ** when she set da Fries
on toppa my HEAD - which wuz burried inna baggie *sniffin* Burgerz!

Friez flew ebberywhere!
But we gotz a *free* bagga Cookiez outta dat capur!

[heinz57_79]

Oh my god! I'm laughing out loud sitting here on my bed! All my mutts are looking at me like I'm losing my mind. So many of those apply right now, even tho none of my kids are more than 35 lbs! I can only imagine what'll happen when the big uns get BIG! LOL The whole "random right turns" thing happens ALL the time! Those were great, anna!! ROFLMAO!!!

[ParNone]

LOL!

At 65lbs and 26in tall, I would have considered Oz a big dog, but I guess not. The only one on the list that really described him was blocking the view of the TV set. I sound a broken record all the time saying "Oz, I can not see through head. Move".

Par...

[captain]

Phred,

You made my day .............. I am sitting at work, in tears of hysterics imagining it ............

[stacwase]

LOL! Those are so true. Max is only about 100 lbs, though - I can't even imagine what it would be like to have a huge mastiff or St. Bernard.

When Max flops down on the floor to go to sleep, dishes rattle!

[Sudilar]

Hahahaha, so very very true!!!!! Killian is 109 lbs. and Shiloh is 106 lbs. With that in mind, we bought a Suburban so they could travel in comfort. However, for a few rides, they did squeeze into my daughter's Escort a few years ago!!! THAT was a sight to see! Sardines come to mind. LOL

[RobiLee]

Hehehe....too funny! I can relate to a few of those...lol. I love it!

Robin

[Rachel]

*your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation.

*you're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell rings, and you find yourself quickly transported straight to the frontdoor.


These two are especially funny to me. Even though Hannah is only a *medjium* dog, she she almost is able to do both of these.