Hi, Auntie Jazzy! Guess what! I didn't have to stay in jail last night! I cried lots and Meowmie felt sorry for me, so she shut the bathroom door and let me out. I was so happy to be out that I slept cuddled next to Meowmie all night!

She still won't believe me when I say I didn't do it, though! I keep tellin' her that the biggest birdie I ever sawed went into the bathroom and was naw-tee! I can't believe it didn't wake her up with it's silly quacky noises!