Originally posted by zippy-kat
8. Some men have better pedicures than I do.
9. There is no such thing as seasonal money.
10. There is no such thing as a size 39 ring. (Kelly might be the only one to get that! )
11. Open the screen door before you walk through (I did one that BEFORE I started drinking! )
12. Rascal snores. LOUDLY.
#8 Yes...what a waste...yummy to look at, though!

#9 Not yet. I'm thinking BLUE and SPARKLY for winter.

#10 ha ha!! Too funny!

additions...

#13 When you combine Tonya, Slick, Kelly, Darvocet, Disneyland and a tattoo hut...scary things happen in the Tiki Room.

#14 Pet Talkers Gone Wild is safest in the "Dog House"