I was just wondering if the bar was going to open today. I thought maybe the barkeep might be a little exhausted - and out of tequila - to open.

But since it's open, sure I'll belly up and order a.....hmm....I think I'll have one of those Swamp Thangs again. I love those things.

If we're discussing Mario's undies, are we also discussing how Tonya and Slick "turned him on" and his undies feel to his ankles?