If the rug is still acting up after Mowgli's had a few nights of jail time, then I'll give up and jail the rug. But Mowgli has to serve his time first.
But... But... It wasn't me! There was this big feathery thing that went, "Quack! Quack!" I sawed it! Quick, Auntie CCL! Gimme that file so I can go out and clear my name! I'm a good boy! Honest!
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